1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bulldogs…
3. …because your English Bulldog is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see an English Bulldog you MUST say hello to him.
5. English Bulldogs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy English Bulldog person.
6. You are a hit with every English Bulldog you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your English Bulldog.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your English Bulldog is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on English Bulldog toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your English Bulldogs.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future English Bulldogs.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because English Bulldogs know you’re great!